Zombies, Ghosts and Monsters...Oh My!

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I have an overactive imagination. It's pretty ridiculous. Like that one time I watched The Walking Dead before bed and every sound I heard was obviously a zombie...

Let's make a list. Shall we?

The porcelain wind chime thing I have in my room makes noise.

• Normal People? Oh it's just the fan.
• Me? GHOST!

My blanket and/or body part is hanging off the bed.

• Normal People? Whatever.
• Me? Oh hell no! The monster under my bed will get me!

Everyone at work is in a staff meeting and I hear a sound down the hallway.

• Normal People? Who ditched the meeting?!
• Me? OMG ZOMBIE. I'm not even ready for the Apocalypse!

My dogs ears perk up while we're trying to go to sleep.

• Normal People? Silly dog, go to sleep!
• Me? Somebody must be breaking in. What can I use to stab the intruder?!

This whole post started because I always see girls taking pretty bubble baths with candles and what not, IN THE DARK. Are you kidding me? Have you not seen the things that come up out of the water? Or out of the bathroom mirror? Oculus anybody? No thank you. I'll leave my lights on for the rest of forever.

In case you wondering...yes I do sleep with my TV on. I also never peek in the bathroom before I turn the light on.

I think I watched too many scary movies as a kid. Thanks Mom.